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Vicki Lynn Hogan (aka Anna Nicole Smith) did it. You can too.
Here are 16 tips and tricks from
opera’s newest heroine to get you started:
| 1. Get your start in a town nobody can pronounce. | 2. Take the jobs as they come. |
| 3. Choose your idols wisely … | 4. … and don’t lose heart
when you can’t quite measure up. |
| 5. Give it all for bigger boobs … | 6. … whatever the consequences. |
| 9. … and put a ring on it. | 10. Wear a cute outfit to your Supreme Court
hearing when he inevitably passes away. |
| 11. Revisit the marriage = money gambit later in life when you’re strapped for cash and the tabloids need a story. | 12. Become a friend to animals. |
| 13. Always stay relevant. | 14. Keep your reality TV show on the air
for as long as humanly possible. |
| 15. When in doubt, go infomercial. | 16. And never leave the house without your teacup poodle. |
Anna Nicole opens tonight, September 17, and runs through Saturday, September 28 in the BAM Howard Gilman Opera House.Illustrations by Nathan Gelgud. See more of his work at nathangelgud.com
